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<b>The Guilty Remnant</b><br>
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All of existence has culminated to this moment with me to begin to write this paragraph, but I do not have anything I need to accomplish. I am a champion “cornhole” player, and what motivates me to continue to play the sport is to beat people who call it “cornhole” so that I can call it “Bags” straight to their face. I would give you my email or phone number, but I am completely unavailable. My origin story began when I was walking down a street in the city, when I had a piano dropped on me. I wasn’t extremely hurt, but someone was recording me. I smiled at the camera, but to my surprise, my teeth had been replaced by piano keys! After playing a short tune, they fell out, and I passed out. In retaliation, I performed a DOS attack on the piano moving company and sold employee info on the dark web (Reddit.com). My hobbies include haxing, playing heavily modded Minecraft on a laptop that can barely handle it, and emailing Noam Chomsky asking if he can help me with my Algorithms homework.<br>
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<b>NaratoCotto</b><br>
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Say man, I'm a young jit from Florida named NaratoCotto. My hobbies include hooping, watching Naruto, and hitting the gym on a daily basis. So one day I'm looking at some snap stories and I see one of my boys had posted "follow for follow on Instagram". I was like say less, my account was lacking in followers and I was trying to get my clout up. I followed homeboy on Instagram and, what do ya know, days pass and no follow back! Time to take matters into my own hands I guess. I looked at the clock and turns out I was on demon time, respectfully. Anyway, I started looking up how to crack passwords and did a bunch of modules in the NCL gymnasium. Boom, next week I cracked my boys password - SniperGang300 - and went and gave myself the follow I rightfully deserved. I also DM’ed his ex, good luck with that one bro...<br>
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<b>inspectelement</b><br>
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<b>JustOneMoreByte</b><br>
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<b>NaratoCotto</b><br>
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<b>alluringPanda</b><br>
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